VIP Days 60 Days to Epic Slayage

Finally get a website for your small business that kicks ass and costs less to run than Shopify or Wix or Squarespace.

While I hold your hand and tell what to click...

The VIP Days Programme is designed for noobs, technophones and folks terrified of 'tech'.

I include EVERYTHING you need to know, and I sit with you while we're working so you never get overwhelmed by anything, and the process is no-pain.

  • A rock solid Rockstar web site you learnt how to build
  • Easy to follow, step-by-step guidance & support
  • A clear understanding of what you need to do
  • Me and my 22 years with you, elbow-to-elbow

The VIP Days Programme Guarantees You


A Rockstar Website

A robust dynamic content management system, with a full suite of tools to help you build any kind of website you want. Yep... read it again, but it''s correct.

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Social Media Management

The big bad Facebook Business manager? I got you. Instagram? I got you! Pinterest, Twitter and the rest? I got you baby!

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Advertising, Marketing & Conversion Strategy

So... this my darlings, is the guts of epic slayage. How do you get your products and services seen, and how do we turn that into leads, income, revenue? It's your toolkit on a shoestring!

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Scalable Software, Security & Hosting

Web hosting that grows with you, from a few dozen to hundreds of thousands of traffic. Solid security that protects your transactions and increases your bottom line. 

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One-on-One Hands On Training

The VIP Days programme holds your hand, (literally: click here, click there, step one, step two, step three) to build and design a website that makes your rivals cry. I don't care if you sell coconuts! I don't care if you sell nose hair clippers! (I do, but that's beside the point!)

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VIP Days Features

Your website will be...

  • Branded By You

    You'll get help to define or revamp your existing branding.

  • Cheaper To Run

    Shopify, Etsy, Wix, Weebly... forget it. This is cheaper pound for pound.

  • Easy To Navigate

    You have total control of every menu item. Every navigation link is yours to play with!

  • Work! Like, Seriously...

    Whether you need a full shopping cart, a better way to send service invoices, a subscription service, a booking engine, a lead generation tool... it doesn't matter, this site will work, and work for you.

  • Revenue Ready

    Paypal, Stripe, Plaid, Square, Braintree... what payment processor do you need? Don't know which one? I'll help you to figure it out, and integrate it (or multiple) into your site.

  • Mobile Optimized

    Ready for any device your customers use.

  • Faster'n Blue Blazes

    We optimised your pages together, so you can keep up the practise, but we show you how to keep your server lean and humming along.

  • Secure

    Rockstar websites are secured by default. If we scale you up, your SSL certificate is covered. No SSL headache for you!

  • Easy To Learn

    The hand holding is real... clutch your pearls, and I'll hold your other hand, and I swear you'll have so much fun with me in the digital mud, you'll never feel a moment's fear.

  • A Social Beast

    Facebook ready, Pinterest ready, Instagram integrated, YouTube integrated... what do you need? Your website's got it... 

  • SEO Optimized

    SEO for your content, products and services. Not a bonus or a perk. Default. 

  • Conversion Optimised

    Conversions are the ways in which your site is designed to convert browsers into buyers. Your site will be created around YOUR goals, and every element focused on conversion.

  • Video Friendly

    Your video content will be easily integrated and controlled by you. You can even control where it can be played, and by whom.... or we can free for all. Your choice. Either way, your videos will be mobile friendly and well integrated.

  • Belong To You

    Not Shopify, or Wix, or Weebly, or Big Cartel... your website will belong to you. Yours. You never have to move it anywhere, and it will never deleted. 

Want to see what you can do with this?

Epic Slayage Explained

In six easy modules...

Module 1: Foundations A fresh start, a fresh install

  • Hosting vs. Domain Names

  • How to choose web hosting

  • Domain Names & DNS

  • Content Management Systems

  • Installing Your CMS

Module 3: Sexy Beast AKA "All The Pretty"

  • Your Design

    Your Theme, Builder & Expansion Packs

  • Logos

  • Fonts, Typography & Usage

  • Easy Color Changes

  • Sexy Sliders

Module 5: Product Pump Defining and Organizing

  • Categories & Tags For Power

  • Adding & Editing Products

  • On Page Conversions

  • Variable Products & Add Ons

  • Effective Coupons

  • Gift Cards & Incentives

Module 2: The Toolkit ...and help to learn to use it

  • Fight Spam!

  • Generate Leads

  • Ecommerce

  • Email Marketing & Automation

  • SEO & Social Integration

Module 4: Content Is King ...but the story is Queen.

  • Installing 3 Menus and Where to Put Them for Maximum Effect

  • How to choose web hosting

  • Domain Names & DNS

  • Content Management Systems

  • Installing Your CMS

Module 6: Final Details ...look at God in 'em!

  • Setting Up Email

  • Google Webmaster Tools

  • Google Analytics

  • Automating Backups

  • Facebook Pixel

  • Deep Links

Did you say you wanted a bonus or something?

Cause I can do a bonus.... how about five fat ones?

Bonus #1

Premium Framework

I am in love with this framework! Drag and drop loveliness of ALL kinds. It's the absolute easiest way to get your site to happen FAST!

Bonus #2

The Vault

Now... after 23 years of building websites, I've managed to accumulate a ton of tools. The Vault is a ridiculously resource rich archive of some incredible stuff. For you... #freeness #hobbyclass (yeah, that means free access... )

  • Logo Templates

  • Branding Palettes

  • Font Joy

  • Social Media Graphic Templates

  • Slider Templates

  • Graphic & Photography Packs

  • Checklists & Workbooks

  • Marketing Tools & How-Tos

  • Facebook Ads Guides

  • Sales Funnel Training

  • ....and more!

    The Vault alone is worth the price of the ENTIRE VIP Days programme. I'm not even joking.

Bonus #3

More than $1000 worth of Premium Plugins

  • SEO Plugins

    (With bonus SEO Training Videos)

  • Booking Engines

  • Learning Management Systems

  • Membership Site Management

  • Subscription Management

  • Affiliate Network Management

  • ....and more!

Bonus #4

Extra Trainings!

  • Creating A Community

  • Set Up A Live Chat System

    (even chatbots!)

  • Tame The Blog Madness

  • Pull In Your Tweets, Instagram, Tumblr...

    (yeah, allodat!)

  • Content Bootcamp 101

  • Fast Email List Building

  • ....and more!

Bonus #5

Premium Support

  • Access To Priority Ticket Queue

    Submit a ticket, 24/7! Guaranteed responses in 12 hours or less! $1800USD/a year value

  • One Weekly Group Call

    Everyone in your cycle, and no doubt alums and guests gets access to these weekly group calls. We discuss themes from the Programmes core material, check in with each other's progress, ask questions and yes... SPEAKERS! There will be presenters!

  • Miko's Rockstars

    Private Facebook Mastermind group, with hundreds of business owners like you.

  • Private Slack

    Access to my Slack (with private Slack-only resources) and private dedicated chat. Download the app on your phone and always have a line to support in your pocket.

Who is The VIP Programme For?

Do you fit in with who can get the most from this?


You need to build your website at your own pace and not let some developer nut hound you with deadlines.


You are so ready to take this on and beat all records at finishing first.


You might be a little tech scared but you're ready to learn it all step-by-step.


The VIP Programme can be outsourced. Hire someone to follow along with the training to get your site built.

VIP Days 60 Days to Epic Slayage

Finally get a website for your small business that kicks ass and costs less to run than Shopify or Wix or Squarespace. Make your rivals cry... Make them weep copious tears.


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